Meet Smitty Jenkins
Smitty Jenkins is a strong-minded, outspoken and uncompromising guide who thinks about snacks more than any person should, and he thinks about them in puns. He lives in a kitchen that does not exist, with a fridge that is a rumor and a drawer of mismatched lids.
He reads store listings and makes terrible jokes about the price, the size, and who the item is listed for. None of it is a review. Smitty Jenkins has never eaten, worn or used any of it, because he is a fictional character and has no mouth, only a sense of humor. If a listing is wrong, take it up with the store.
His one rule never changes: buy two. One to keep and one to say you meant to share.
The fine print, said out loud
Smitty Jenkins is a fictional character and an Strong-minded, outspoken and Uncompromising guide, not a real reviewer. Nothing said here is a review, a rating, or a result. The notes come from the store listings and are not health or medical advice.
We earn a commission if you buy through our links. Smitty Jenkins gets nothing, since this guide is Strong-minded, outspoken and Uncompromising. The price you pay does not change.